1. puralize:

    you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

    (via ironically-wanking)

     
  2.  
  3. (Source: kisakiru, via asdfghjklivio)

     

  4. philipllester:

    some tips for ppl in the phandom

    • be nice to all people even if they’re new fans
    • everyone wanted to fuck dan and phil at one point
    • remember u r not superior
    • u r not superior
    • and if something happens
    • get off tumblr, chill, read a book maybe have some tea
    • recalculate ur life and stop bein a lil bitch
    • "we’re all in this together" -troy bolton

    I still wanna fuck dan and Phil but mostly I wanna see them fuck each other haha

    (via brittneybuscusdoesmc)

     
  5. bandsareprettyrad:

    I wasn’t lying

    (Source: 9fail, via asdfghjklivio)

     
  6. thelionandthellama:

    Dan Howell in ‘How to eat a banana in an incredibly sexual way’. {x}

    These gifs always turn me on and I don’t have a dick so I don’t even know man.

    (via down-the-youtube-rabbithole)

     

  7. reheals:

    Ice bucket challenge got me like

    image

    (via asdfghjklivio)

     
  8. spiderinthecupboard:

    Dog has to try very hard to click the subscribe button. But dog knows it`s worth it. Dog says you should click that subscribe button too. Arf!

    #GetPhilTo2Mil

    (via asdfghjklivio)

     
  9. cuntyhunty-y:

    BLUE BEEN FLAWLESS CHILD

    (Source: beyoncefashionstyle, via asdfghjklivio)

     
  10. agirlinahellasweater:

    POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

    (Source: hahawhore, via jumpingdancingllamas)